Speechless

Due to too many things going on in the next few days, I foresee me having less time to get on here. We are moving Monday and this house is no where near ready and nobody else seems bothered by that. I have hideous visions of the messy move ahead of us and me pulling out the cattle prod to get their lazy arses motivated. Until I am able to get back to lethargically surfing the Internet, I leave you with these topics to discuss in my absence:

*Why are brussel sprouts so gross?

*Yea! We get a much needed break from Blindbeard and her inane comments! Quick everyone, let's do something fun while she is gone!

*Should I adopt Blindbeard's habit of cutting up the lemons life gives you and squeezing the juice into every one's eyes around me so they can suffer too?

*What is the most ridiculous thing you ever tripped over? And a dust mote is already taken.

*How many times can one hear, "Whaddya do to your leg?" before snapping and beating down the questioner with a cane?

*Why does it take a can of WD 40 and a crowbar to get kids into the tub?

*How many pills can a person take in a day and still remain functional?

*Am I still functional?


I look forward to your answers.

Love,
BB