Because I am, and I'm not even a man. But why quibble about little details? I am too tired, stiff, sore and bruised (I think I now have bruises on my bruises) to be argumentative. After 2 days of moving and still more moving looming over our heads, we are all dead tired and completely wiped out. I am probably the best off because MS hinders my ability to do as much as everyone else, which makes me feel guilty to be the weakest link. I have been eating ibuprofen and Ritalin like candy just to keep upright and do what I can to help out. I am so ridiculously stiff I have been pondering taking more Baclofen so that I can bend somewhat normally -- for an MSer that is. I can't remember which commenters said that Neurotin makes them loopy (forgive my lack of memory, Father, for I have cognitive problems) but taking even slightly more Baclofen than what I am now accustomed to makes me loopy. I don't know if I can stress the loopy enough, but here goes:
Sugarbowl: Where did the frying pan go?
Blindbeard: Get these garden tools out of the bathroom, they take up too much room.
My Mom: Does the little dog always sleep in bed with you?
Blindbeard: I'll take the New York strip, well done with a baked potato with butter and sour cream, please. No eggs, I don't like eggs.
Princess: Can you move over so I can share the couch with you?
Blindbeard: You'll have to put gas in the tank if you take my car.
Princess: But I can't drive!
Blindbeard: Then make sure you scrub the tub extra good.
Older Sister: Do you mind if I come use your Internet while we are waiting for Internet at our new house?
Blindbeard: Sure, but we don't get all the movie channels.
And so on. In fact, I'm pretty sure those conversations are a direct transcript of what was really said. I could really use the extra Baclofen right now, but I'm not sure I want to descend into Wonderland because I am no Alice.
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