Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Where Have I Been?

Do I know how worried I was? I couldn't have at least called, dropped a postcard in the mail, sent smoke signals?! I almost started calling the hospitals and morgues I was so worried. Next time I do that, I need to call and let myself know that I will be late. After all the recent stressful things, I feel so relieved that it is all over and like I want to take a Rip Van Winkle-style nap.


Blindbeard v Bastard

I won.


That damn exercise study.

I lost. I had to wear a skin tight wrestling suit and let a bunch of whippersnappers stick reflective things all over me to measure my balance. I now have to start my exercise program, but at least I can wear loose clothing to hide my no-longer-young body.


This concludes our test of the Updating System and we now return you to your regularly scheduled program. Wake me in 40 years...

8 comments:

Jen said...

Yeah, I'm that dork wondering if you're okay.....

Kimberly said...

Glad you finally showed up...I was geting tiredof the Booger entry!

Cranky said...

BB - which bastard - would that be your landlord?

I laughed at your description of your getup needed for the balance test.

Seriously, though, I think the folks who design diagnostic tests should be subjected to them multiple times themselves so they can experience the sometimes humiliating and/or painful effects to the testee.

Keep On S'myelin! said...

Hehe...the first part of your post gave me a good chuckle :)

Good luck with the exercise program....something I should be doing and haven't started yet. I better get on that.

BRAINCHEESE said...

Exercise kills...mark my words. LOL

Denver Refashionista said...

Glad you're ok. Enjoy the nap and the uh, excercise.

Herrad said...

Hi BB,

Came by to say hello.

Hope you recover from your exercise and are doing well.

Love,
Herrad

Diane J Standiford said...

Wow, you are brave. Now I hope you spend quality time having some fun.