Do I know how worried I was? I couldn't have at least called, dropped a postcard in the mail, sent smoke signals?! I almost started calling the hospitals and morgues I was so worried. Next time I do that, I need to call and let myself know that I will be late. After all the recent stressful things, I feel so relieved that it is all over and like I want to take a Rip Van Winkle-style nap.
Blindbeard v Bastard
I won.
That damn exercise study.
I lost. I had to wear a skin tight wrestling suit and let a bunch of whippersnappers stick reflective things all over me to measure my balance. I now have to start my exercise program, but at least I can wear loose clothing to hide my no-longer-young body.
This concludes our test of the Updating System and we now return you to your regularly scheduled program. Wake me in 40 years...
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Yeah, I'm that dork wondering if you're okay.....
Glad you finally showed up...I was geting tiredof the Booger entry!
BB - which bastard - would that be your landlord?
I laughed at your description of your getup needed for the balance test.
Seriously, though, I think the folks who design diagnostic tests should be subjected to them multiple times themselves so they can experience the sometimes humiliating and/or painful effects to the testee.
Hehe...the first part of your post gave me a good chuckle :)
Good luck with the exercise program....something I should be doing and haven't started yet. I better get on that.
Exercise kills...mark my words. LOL
Glad you're ok. Enjoy the nap and the uh, excercise.
Hi BB,
Came by to say hello.
Hope you recover from your exercise and are doing well.
Love,
Herrad
Wow, you are brave. Now I hope you spend quality time having some fun.
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