Sunday, February 22, 2009

Good Morning World And All Who Inhabit It!

Thank the patron saint of Internet service that we finally got our Internet going again! It wasn't easy thanks to several representatives that had no idea what was going on or were even sure of where they were, and 2 reps who knew exactly what was going on and knew where they were. In the hideous time of not having Internet I had to resort to some old school entertainments and am somewhat pleased to announce that I solved Super Mario Brothers 2 several times. It has been a long time since I last played that game and it took me a really long time to remember how to do some of it. But I was able to vanquish the evil being (its not Bowser in that game but some... thing that doesn't like vegetables) and restore peace and tranquility to the land again.

I had my annual MRI yesterday, I have Tysabri tomorrow, and I have to go see my neurologist on Thursday. That would be less irritating to me if I didn't have to drive downtown to do all of those things -- okay, I'm lying, its still irritating. I am so sick to death of all these doctors, I want to lead a picket line of other angries like myself to protest having to see the doctors so much. And God forbid I might "forget" and not go, they send me reminders in the mail and even call me to make sure I remember -- GRRRR! Besides them trying to get my family on their side, which they are doing a great job of, I would still hate them because I have to look into their beady eyes way too much and admit that I'm not doing what they want me to do and I have no intentions of doing any of it anyway, so please save your breath and lecture for someone more receptive to all that junk then myself. Whew! Glad we finally understand each other, now lets move on to more interesting stuff, like how fast I can get out of your office.

Princess' birthday was yesterday, she turned 11 and has been counting down the days for so long I started to count down the days to my birthday, even though I don't give a hoot about my birthday. Yea 35! Whoo hoo! I want some more Webkins, a Club Penguin membership, maybe some more stuffed animals and, of course, some Hannah Montana stuff! Can't get enough Hannah Montana in my life! She is the songbird of this age and her voice makes the angels cry in jealousy. And don't nobody take the name "Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana" in vain! There will most definitely be swift and terrible retribution if you do. Oh, and I want to go to The Amazing Pizza Machine, too. I want to spend too much money on games to earn tickets that will let me get "prizes" that are no prize and will only clutter up the house and eventually be used to fill up the trash can. That would be a dream come true! Gosh, I don't know how I will be able to wait for my birthday to roll around. It will be so nice to be 35, that is soooo much better than 34! Everyone knows that.

4 comments:

Jen said...

Pointless Admission for the Day:

In a pinch, I bought this electric pink digital watch for $10. My tasteful watch needs a new battery but I'm (not so) secretly starting to enjoy this silly pink one. It lights up the numbers in turquoise for great night reading and it beeps every hour on the hour, to most people's chagrin. I LOVE IT. I LOVE THAT EVERYONE HATES IT..

LISA EMRICH said...

You're back. Yippee!!

Now, don't forget the hot pink sparkly nail polish to go with your 35th birthday slumber party. And maybe a Heart Throb Dream Date board game. That sounds, like, so kewl....

Denver Refashionista said...

Glad you're back. You keep me laughing.

BRAINCHEESE said...

Oh, to be 35 again...or 40...or 43...or...

Ah, hell. I'm lying...I wouldn't go back to those years if my cat's life depended on it!

(And I have been known to lay around on a Saturday morning, drooling on the couch, with Hanna Montana on the Tube)